Object C-288 - “不明所以打字机”
/**
 *  Liminal±
 *
 * 2023 | by Eltrac
 */
 
@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Noto+Sans+SC:wght@300;400;500;700;900&display=swap');
 
:root {
    --scrollbar-width: 0.5rem;
    --header-height-on-desktop: 9.25rem;
    --header-height-on-mobile: 9.25rem;
    --topbar-height-on-desktop: 2.25rem;
 
    --body-font: 'Noto Sans SC', sans-serif;
    --title-font: 'Noto Sans SC', sans-serif;
 
    --lo-border-color: var(--swatch-border-color), .215;
    --lo-hr-color: 198, 198, 198
}
 
/* 分割线 */
 
hr {
    background: transparent;
    height: 0;
    border-top: none;
    border-bottom : 2px solid rgb(var(--lo-hr-color))
}
 
/* 引用块 */
 
blockquote, .blockquote {
    box-shadow: 0 0.0625rem 0.125em rgba(var(--swatch-menubg-black-color), 0.15);
    border: 0.0825rem solid rgba(var(--lo-border-color));
}
 
/* 侧边栏 */
 
#side-bar div.menu-item a, #top-bar div.top-bar>ul>li>ul>li>a, #top-bar div.top-bar>ul>li>ul>li>a:hover, #top-bar div.top-bar>ul>li>ul>li>ul>li>a { transition: background .3s }
 
#side-bar div.menu-item a::before, #top-bar div.top-bar>ul>li>ul>li>a:before, #top-bar div.top-bar>ul>li>ul>li>a:hover:before, #top-bar div.top-bar>ul>li>ul>li>ul>li>a:before { display: none }
 
/* 页面整体 和 版头 */
 
#container { background-image: none }
 
#header h1 { top: 2rem }
#header h2 { top: 2.75rem }
 
#skrollr-body { 
    box-shadow: 0 0.15rem 0.15rem rgba(0,0,0,0.2);
    height: var(--final-header-height-on-desktop)
}
 
/* 页面内容 */
 
#page-title { 
    display:flex;
    border-bottom: none;
    margin: 0
}
 
#page-title::after {
    content:"";
    flex-grow:1;
    height: 2px;
    margin:auto .375rem auto auto;
    background-color: rgb(var(--lo-hr-color));
    display: block;
    margin:auto auto auto .375rem;
}
 
h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6 {
    margin: 0.5em 0
}
 
a, span[style="text-decoration: underline;"] { text-underline-offset: 3px }
 
#footer { color: rgb(var(--white-monochrome)) }
 
.footnotes-footer {
    margin: 0.5rem 0;
    width: 100%
}
 
.f-footer { display: none }
 
#license-area {
    padding: 0.25rem 0;
    background: rgb(var(--pale-gray-monochrome));
    font-size: 92.5%;
}
.hovertip {
    border: none!important;
    background-color: rgb(var(--pale-gray-monochrome))!important;
    box-shadow: 0 0.1rem 0.215rem rgba(0,0,0,0.2);
    padding: 0.2rem 0.25rem
}
 
div.lightblock {
    background-color: rgba(200,200,200,0.225);
}
 
.scp-image-block { 
    border: solid 0.45rem rgb(var(--swatch-secondary-color)); 
    box-shadow: 0 0.2rem 0.3rem rgba(0,0,0,.25); 
}
 
/* 评分模块 */
 
@media screen and (min-width: 1200px) {
    .rate-fix { margin-top: -2.625rem } 
    .rate-fix .rateBox,
    .rate-fix :not(.rate-box-with-credit-button) .page-rate-widget-box {
        border-left: 0.5rem solid rgb(var(--white-monochrome))
    }
}
:root {
    --lh-red: #c0392b;
    --lh-blue: #2980b9;
    --lh-green: #27ae60;
    --lh-dark-green: #16a085;
    --lh-purple: #8e44ad;
    --lh-orange: #e67e22;
    --lh-yellow: #f1c40f;
 
    --lh-paper-bg: 255, 251, 240;
    --lh-string-color: 192, 57, 43;
    --lh-book-color: var(--gray-monochrome);
    --lh-tape-color: 90,90,90,0.3;
    --lh-white-bg: 249,249,249;
    --lh-dark-bg: 50, 50, 50;
    --lh-highlighter: var(--bright-accent);
    --lh-border-color: var(--gray-monochrome);
    --lh-wiki-note-color: var(--bright-accent)
}
 
/**
 *  旧代码合集
 *  为了向下兼容而保留
 */
 
.grid-container{display:flex;flex-direction:row;flex-wrap:wrap;width:100%}.grid-container,.grid-container [class*=grid]{box-sizing:border-box}[class*=grid]{padding:5px}.grid{width:100%}.grid-large{width:75%}.grid-big{width:50%}.grid-medium{width:33.33%}.grid-small{width:25%}@media screen and (min-width:768px){.wd-grid-large{width:75%}.wd-grid,.wd-grid-big{width:50%}.wd-grid-medium{width:33.33%}.wd-grid-small{width:25%}}.text-hover-hide{opacity:0;transition:opacity .3s}.text-hover-hide:hover{opacity:1}.text-block-hide{background:rgb(var(--black-monochrome));color:rgb(var(--black-monochrome));transition:background .3s}.text-block-hide:hover{background:0 0}.text-blur-hide,.text-blur-hover-hide{filter:blur(.3rem);-webkit-filter:blur(.3rem) transition: blur .3s}.text-blur-hover-hide:hover{filter:blur(0);-webkit-filter:blur(0)}.lyric-box{text-align:center;font-size:1.05rem;display:flex;flex-direction:column;flex-wrap:wrap;justify-content:center}.lyric-box p{margin:1.5em auto}.lyric-box.with-bigger-line p{margin:3em auto}
 
/**
 *  便签纸
 *  notepaper
 */
 
.notepaper {
    background: linear-gradient(rgb(var(--lh-paper-bg)) 95%, #ddd 0);
    line-height: 2em;
    background-size: 100% 2em;
    background-attachment: local;
    border: 2em solid rgb(var(--lh-paper-bg));
    box-shadow: 0 0.1rem 0.3rem rgba(0,0,0,0.2);
    padding: 0;
    margin: 1em auto;
    box-sizing: border-box;
    position: relative
}
.notepaper p {
    margin: 0;
    font-size: 1.05rem;
    letter-spacing: 0.1rem;
    line-height: inherit
}
.notepaper.narrow,
.notepaper.wide {
        width: 90%
}
@media screen and (min-width:768px){
    .notepaper.narrow {
        width: 50%
    }
    .notepaper.wide {
        width: 75%
    }
}
 
.notepaper.tight {
    border-width: 1rem;
    border-left-width: 1.2rem;
    border-right-width: 1.2rem;
    line-height: 1.8em;
    background-size: 100% 1.8em;
    font-size: 13px
}
 
.notepaper.with-string::before {
    content: '';
    width: 0.5em;
    height: 6rem;
    background: rgb(var(--lh-string-color));
    top: -2rem; right: -1rem;
    display: block;
    position: absolute;
    box-shadow: 0 0.1em 0.2em rgba(0,0,0,0.2);
    clip-path: polygon(-100% -100%,100% 0%,100% 100%,50% 98%,0% 100%);
}
.notepaper.with-tape::before {
    content: '';
    border: 1px solid #ddd;
    background: rgba(var(--lh-tape-color));
    width: 1.5em;
    height: 4em;
    transform: rotate(45deg);
    display: block;
    position: absolute;
    top: -3em;
    left: -1.8em
}
 
.notepaper.tight.with-string::before {
    top: -1rem; 
    right: -0.25rem;
}
.notepaper.tight.with-tape::before {
    top: -2.5em;
    left: -1.3em
}
 
.notepaper.page {
    min-height: 36em;
    counter-increment: page;
    display: flex;
    flex-direction: column;
    justify-content: space-between
}
@media screen and (min-width:768px){
    .notepaper.page {
        width: 70%
    }
}
.notepaper.page:after {
    content: counter(page);
    display: block;
    text-align: center
}
.notepaper-group {
    counter-reset: page;
}
 
.book-pattern {
    display: flex;
    flex-wrap: wrap;
    flex-direction: row
}
.book-pattern .notepaper.page:not(.notepaper > .notepaper) {
    width: 100%
}
@media screen and (min-width: 768px) {
    .book-pattern .notepaper.page:not(.notepaper > .notepaper) {
        width: 50%
    }
}
 
.book-wrapper {
    background: rgb(var(--lh-book-color));
    padding: 0.5rem;
    box-shadow: 0 0.1rem 0.2rem rgba(0,0,0,0.2);
    border-radius: 5px;
    margin: 1rem auto
}
@media screen and (min-width: 768px) {
    .book-wrapper .notepaper {
        margin: 0
    }
}
 
/**
 *  文字修饰
 */
 
.text-highlighted {
    position: relative
}
.text-highlighted::before {
    content: "";
    position: absolute;
    height: 0.9em;
    bottom: 2px;
    left: -2px;
    width: 105%;
    z-index: -1;
    background-color: rgb(var(--lh-highlighter));
    opacity: .6;
    transform: skew(-15deg);
    transition: opacity .2s ease;
    border-radius: 3px 8px 10px 6px;
    transition: 0.1s ease background-color;
}
 
.text-underlined {
    text-decoration: underline;
    text-underline-offset: 4px;
    text-decoration-thickness: 2px;
    text-decoration-color: rgb(var(--lh-highlighter))
}
.text-wavy {
    text-decoration: underline wavy;
    text-underline-offset: 4px;
    text-decoration-color: rgb(var(--lh-highlighter))
}
 
.text-circled,
.text-squared {
    display: inline-block;
    border: 2px solid rgb(var(--lh-highlighter));
    border-radius: 100%;
    box-sizing: border-box
}
.text-squared { border-radius: 0 }
 
.text-shadow { text-shadow: 0.075em 0.075em 0 rgb(var(--lh-highlighter)) }
 
.text-highlighted.td-red::before { background: var(--lh-red) }
.text-circled.td-red, .text-squared.td-red { border-color: var(--lh-red) }
.text-underlined.td-red, .text-wavy.td-red { text-decoration-color: var(--lh-red) }
 
.text-highlighted.td-blue::before { background: var(--lh-blue) }
.text-circled.td-blue, .text-squared.td-blue { border-color: var(--lh-blue) }
.text-underlined.td-blue, .text-wavy.td-blue { text-decoration-color: var(--lh-blue) }
 
.text-highlighted.td-green::before { background: var(--lh-green) }
.text-circled.td-green, .text-squared.td-green { border-color: var(--lh-green) }
.text-underlined.td-green, .text-wavy.td-green { text-decoration-color: var(--lh-green) }
 
.text-highlighted.td-darkgreen::before { background: var(--lh-dark-green) }
.text-circled.td-darkgreen, .text-squared.td-darkgreen { border-color: var(--lh-dark-green) }
.text-underlined.td-darkgreen, .text-wavy.td-darkgreen { text-decoration-color: var(--lh-dark-green) }
 
.text-highlighted.td-purple::before { background: var(--lh-purple) }
.text-circled.td-purple, .text-squared.td-purple { border-color: var(--lh-purple) }
.text-underlined.td-purple, .text-wavy.td-purple { text-decoration-color: var(--lh-purple) }
 
.text-highlighted.td-yellow::before { background: var(--lh-yellow) }
.text-circled.td-yellow, .text-squared.td-yellow { border-color: var(--lh-yellow) }
.text-underlined.td-yellow, .text-wavy.td-yellow { text-decoration-color: var(--lh-yellow) }
 
.text-highlighted.td-orange::before { background: var(--lh-orange) }
.text-circled.td-orange, .text-squared.td-orange { border-color: var(--lh-orange) }
.text-underlined.td-orange, .text-wavy.td-orange { text-decoration-color: var(--lh-orange) }
 
/* 隐藏文字 */
 
.text-blank { color: rgba(0,0,0,0) }
.text-block { 
    background: rgb(var(--black-monochrome));
    color: rgb(var(--black-monochrome)); 
}
.text-blur { 
    filter: blur(0.3em);
    -webkit-filter: blur(0.3em)
}
 
.text-hoverback,
.text-selectback {
    transition-duration: 0.3s;
    transition-property: background, transform, color
}
 
.text-blank.text-hoverback:hover,
.text-blank.text-selectback::selection,
.text-blank.text-selectback *::selection { color: rgb(var(--black-monochrome)) }
 
.text-block.text-hoverback:hover { background: transparent!important }
.text-block.text-selectback::selection,
.text-block.text-selectback *::selection { color: rgb(var(--white-monochrome, 255, 255, 255)) }
 
.text-blur.text-hoverback:hover { filter: blur(0)!important; -webkit-filter: blur(0)!important }
 
/**
 * 附加项
 */
.with-border, .with-box-style { border: 1px solid rgb(var(--bright-accent)) }
.with-border-dark { border: 1px solid rgb(var(--black-monochrome)) }
.with-border-light { border: 1px solid rgb(var(--white-monochrome)) }
.with-border-thick { border-width: 2px }
 
.with-shadow-sm { box-shadow: 0 0 0.1em rgba(0,0,0,0.2) }
.with-shadow { box-shadow: 0 0.1em 0.2em rgba(0,0,0,0.2) }
.with-shadow-lg { box-shadow: 0 0.15em 0.3em rgba(0,0,0,0.2) }
.with-shadow-xl { box-shadow: 0 0.2em 0.5em rgba(0,0,0,0.2) }
.with-shadow-xxl { box-shadow: 0 0.25em 0.8em rgba(0,0,0,0.2) }
 
.with-padding, .with-box-style { padding: 0.25em 1em }
.with-p-sm { padding: 0.125em 0.5em }
.with-p-lg { padding: 0.5em 2em }
 
.with-margin, .with-box-style { margin: 1em auto }
.with-m-sm { margin: 0.5em auto }
.with-m-lg { margin: 2em auto }
 
.with-narrow-width { 
    width: 90%!important; 
    margin-left: auto; 
    margin-right: auto 
}
@media screen and (min-width: 768px) {
    .with-narrow-width { width: 75%!important }
}
[class*="with-bg-"], [class*="with-bg-"] h1 { color: #fff!important }
.with-bg-red { background: var(--lh-red)!important }
.with-bg-blue { background: var(--lh-blue)!important }
.with-bg-green { background: var(--lh-green)!important }
.with-bg-darkgreen { background: var(--lh-dark-green)!important }
.with-bg-yellow { background: var(--lh-yellow)!important }
.with-bg-orange { background: var(--lh-orange)!important }
.with-bg-purple { background: var(--lh-purple)!important }
 
/**
 * 删除类
 */
 
.offwith-shadow { box-shadow: none!important }
.offwith-border { border: none!important }
.offwith-padding, .offwith-pam { padding: 0!important }
.offwith-margin, .offwith-pam { margin: 0!important }
 
.offwith-width-limit {
    width: auto!important;
    margin-left: auto!important;
    margin-right: auto!important
}
 
div[class*="grider"].offwith-grid-gap { grid-gap: 0!important }
 
/**
 * 网格布局
 */
 
/* Gridder 容器 */
 
div[class*="gridder"] {
    display: grid;
    box-sizing: border-box;
    grid-gap: 1rem;
    padding: 0
}
div[class*="gridder"] * { box-sizing: border-box }
 
.gridder, .gridder-col-2 {
    grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;
}
.gridder-col-3 {
    grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);
}
.gridder-col-4 {
    grid-template-columns: repeat(4, 1fr);
}
 
@media screen and (min-width: 768px) {
    .pc-gridder, .pc-gridder-col-2 {
       grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;
   }
   .pc-gridder-col-3 {
       grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);
   }
   .pc-gridder-col-4 {
       grid-template-columns: repeat(4, 1fr);
   }
}
 
.spanner, .spanner-2 {
    grid-column-start: span 2;
}
.spanner-3 {
    grid-column-start: span 3;
}
 
/**
 * 告示组件
 */
.signblock,
.signblock-dark,
.signblock-warn {
    margin: 1rem auto;
    box-shadow: 0 0.1rem 0.3rem rgba(0,0,0,0.4);
    background: rgb(var(--lh-white-bg));
    font-size: 1.05rem;
    padding: 2rem
}
@media screen and (min-width: 768px) {
    .signblock,
    .signblock-dark,
    .signblock-warn {
        width: 75%
    }
}
.signblock-dark, 
.signblock-dark h1 {
    background: rgb(var(--lh-dark-bg));
    color: #fff
}
.signblock-warn, 
.signblock-warn h1 {
    background: var(--lh-red);
    color: #fff
}
 
.signblock h1,
.signblock-dark h1,
.signblock-warn h1 {
    text-align: center;
    font-size: 2rem;
    margin: 0;
    font-weight: 700
}
.signblock-img {
    display: flex;
    flex-direction: row;
    justify-content: center
}
.signblock-img img {
    width: 8em
}
.signblock-footer {
    font-size: 0.9em;
    text-align: center;
    margin: 0.5rem 0;
    font-weight: bolder;
    display: block
}
 
/**
 * 报告
 */
 
.reportblock,
.reportblock-dark {
    border: 2px solid rgb(var(--lh-border-color));
    box-shadow: 0 0.1rem 0.2rem rgba(0,0,0,0.3);
    background: rgb(var(--white-monochrome));
    padding: 0.8rem 1.5rem;
    padding-bottom: 0.4rem;
    margin: 1.5rem auto;
    margin-bottom: 1rem;
    position: relative
}
 
.reportblock hr,
.reportblock-dark hr {
    background-color: rgb(var(--lh-border-color));
    margin-left: -1.5rem;
    margin-right: -1.5rem
}
 
.reportblock h1:first-child,
.reportblock-dark h1:first-child {
    position: absolute;
    top: -1rem;
    left: 1.5rem;
    font-size: 110%;
    font-weight: 600;
    background: rgb(var(--lh-border-color));
    color: #fff;
    padding: 0.2rem 0.5rem;
    margin: 0;
}
 
.reportblock-dark,
.reportblock-dark h1 {
    border-color: rgb(var(--lh-white-bg));
    background: rgb(var(--lh-dark-bg));
    color: #fff
}
 
.reportblock-dark hr {
    background-color: rgb(var(--lh-white-bg));
}
 
/* 更好的折叠框 */
 
.bettercollap {
  margin: 1em 0;
}
 
.bettercollap .collapsible-block {
  width: auto;
  overflow: hidden;
  border: 1px solid rgb(var(--lh-border-color))
}
 
.bettercollap .collapsible-block-content,
.bettercollap .collapsible-block-link {
  background: rgb(var(--white-monochrome));
  padding: 0.5em
}
 
.bettercollap .collapsible-block-content {
  padding-left: 1em;
  padding-right: 1em
}
 
.bettercollap .collapsible-block-link {
  color: rgb(var(--lh-border-color));
  background: rgb(var(--white-monochrome));
  transition: .3s;
  display: block;
}
.bettercollap .collapsible-block-link:hover,
.bettercollap .collapsible-block-unfolded .collapsible-block-link,
.styledcollap.bettercollap .collapsible-block-link {
  color: rgb(var(--white-monochrome));
  background: rgb(var(--lh-border-color))!important;
  text-decoration: none
}
 
.bettercollap .collapsible-block-link:hover a { color: rgb(var(--white-monochrome)) }
 
.bettercollap .collapsible-block-link::before {
  content: "\25BC";
  display: inline-block;
  margin-right: 0.5em;
  transform: rotate(-90deg) scale(0.9)
}
.bettercollap .collapsible-block-unfolded .collapsible-block-link::before {
   transform: rotate(0) scale(0.9)
}
 
.bettercollap .collapsible-block + .collapsible-block { border-top: none }
 
.styledcollap.bettercollap .collapsible-block {
  border-radius: 2px;
  box-shadow: 0 0.1rem 0.2rem rgba(0,0,0,0.3)
}
 
.styledcollap.bettercollap .collapsible-block-content {
  background-color: rgb(var(--pale-gray-monochrome));
  border-width: 3px
}
 
.styledcollap.bettercollap .collapsible-block-link:hover {
  background: rgba(var(--lh-border-color),0.95)!important;
}
 
/**
 * 提示框
 */
 
.infoblock {
    color: #f1f1f1;
    font-weight: bold;
    background: #424242;
    padding: 5px 5px 5px 5px;
    border-radius: 4px;
    margin: -0.5rem 0 1rem 0;
    display: block;
    width: fit-content;
    padding-right: 25px;
}
 
.infoblock::before {
    content: "ⓘ "
}
 
/**
 * 单页迭代 
 */
 
.offset-page:not(:target), .offset-page:target ~ div#u-default-page { display: none }
.offset-page:target { display: block }

物品编号:C-288

物品位置:除了书桌以外的任何地方1

描述

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Level 13 的某一房间内发现的 Object C-288


Object C-288 近似于前厅中常见的打字机,除了最常见的英文打字机外,也有适用于其他语言的,例如为中文输入设计的「明快打字机」。不过这些打字机的键盘上时常会混杂着不属于任何已知语言但类似于打字机所用语言的文字符号,就像是对现有文字之字形的无意义模仿,奇怪的是,打字机的使用者似乎能够正确使用这些意义不明的字符,尽管他们也不理解其含义。

机器的内部结构不可见,机身似乎无法通过任何手段破坏,故无法检查其工作原理。Object C-288 的使用体验与正常的打字机基本一致,但拥有更强的敲击感,声音清脆,这使得任何 Object C-288 的使用者都会在打字时感到十分快乐,在第一次按下键盘后就按耐不住想要敲打更多的文字,几乎每个使用过 Object C-288 的人都会写下至少一篇文章或诗歌,无论他们是否具备语言能力。

Object C-288 的使用者们称他们在打字时并没有思考自己写下的内容,只是在享受打字这一过程而已,所有的神智都在聆听明快的敲击声和感受按键回弹的打击感,心无杂念。但令人惊奇的是,即使是文盲也能在这一过程中写下有条理的文字,不过,尽管看似逻辑通顺,这些内容实际上没有任何意义,就像是低劣的人工智能软件生成的一样。值得注意的是,如果有意识地使用 Object C-288 按照使用者本人的想法打字,该物品就会表现得和普通的打字机一样。

案例


Object C-288 的使用者通常会有意识地保存打印的内容,即使他们自己也不能理解这些内容,他们也会抱着「或许对别人有价值」的心态这样做。总之,他们不愿意相信自己写下的内容是毫无意义的,甚至还有可能为此与他人发生争执。

以下是由部分使用者提供的作品副本。

案例 #1

为什么人们讨厌打字机?

作为一名黑人游泳运动员,我实在是不能理解为什么有这么多人讨厌地球仪。于我而言,水是生命之源,没有人应该强奸它,任何给手机充电的人都必须受到法律的谴责和道德的制裁。我已经无数次在 QQ 群聊里强调,购买毛绒玩具是错误的,这种行为已经严重危害了公共健康,是任何人不能逾越的一条蓝线。可即使是这样,还是有很多人不听我说话,我很气愤,所以写下了这首诗歌。

说了这么多,我们还是回到一开始的话题:为什么猿猴没有发展新闻业?如上文所述,这是一个值得批判的现象,就像马克杯不在脑海里上厕所一样令人愤怒。但真正重要的不是人们的情绪和态度,我们应该着重分析事件背后更复杂的原因。我认为,猫头鹰之所以不会使用工具,是因为他们不吃素,而众所周知,汽车是需要依赖可可粉来运转的,没有了禸舛,就像鱼没有了自行车,即使是画布也不能車鬲。所以,鬯飛对玫瑰花而言是不可或缺的,至少也是鹵黹齊龜的。当龠黽开始黃髟时,豸釆就必定会发生。

案例 #2

Illicit Crab Hate Concept Silently

As near as I am charged, the fairy herself is indeed monolingual, since nobody has ever seen a flying germ. Therefore, I would like to squeeze a trash can to help us levitate this earphone. With that being done, all of our mouses will be activated to the extent where answering machine can be freely running up that maroon.

To achieve this very goat, we flowers must unite to scrap our very nemesis, the VENDING MACHINE. We must not live under its giant teenager. A holy wolleroon must be established as quirky as possible, which takes us to underfeat the stuffed animal, a deadly cure to us all.

However, before we lickeriously take action, the vigery should be lore head first. If not, a jeanewee might harm the melon pult. Winter is eating its toe. No time is worth cattifying! Klurs of Reed is at the very mugger. Do flirt now!



Moegly由 M.E.G. 提供

案例 #3

单子叶植物里的睡觉漂流

今天早上,我从柜子里走出来,照镜子的时候发现我的脑袋变成了一朵向日葵,我很不理解,于是我又去吃饭了。在饭碗里,我遇到了和我一起淋雨的笔筒人,她很动人,就像垃圾场里的健身器材一样。我觉得我坠入爱河了。

第二天,又是在清洗完我的散文之后,我遇到了笔筒人。她比昨天还要下流,伸出机械臂抢走了我的充电器。真是可恶,这样我就没办法蹦极了。她可真是个为非作歹的油漆啊!我暗自下定决心,一定要变得更强,打败笔筒人。

之后,我就一直为了那个目标而努力。我每天都要花费五个小时睡觉,一天里只有八个小时是在种花的。我很累,但我知道一切都是值得的,只有这样,我才能找到杀死笔筒人的真凶!到了晚上,我就得去大鸭子自助餐,那里的吸尘器对破案很有一套,并且他很同情我,上一个对我这么好的人还是百草枯,真是想念他啊!不过这都不重要了,因为吸尘器找到了重要的线索,我们很快就能还原案发现场了。

吸尘器死了。怎么会这样?我亲爱的吸尘器,他与世无争,对谁都是一副热心肠,怎么会有人害死他呢?警方说他是自杀的,我可不相信,一定是有人嫉妒他,所以把他从游泳池里推下去了。我找遍了所有可能和她有交集的人,所有的线索都无法串联在一起,我失禁了。最后,毛绒玩具点醒了我,原来,我才是杀死吸尘器的人,他承受不了我的生殖器,在玩了七七四十五天的泥巴之后憋死了!

我可怜的笔筒人,就这么在水里淹死了,跟着水流飘走,连钱包都找不到。


从中不难看出由 Object C-288 写出的文章大多是在表达某种观点,甚至是讲述一个完整的故事,但除了一些常见的连接词和语气词之外,前后文几乎毫无关联。文章的语气和风格似乎因人而异,并且每个 Object C-288 的使用者都声称文章是自己写的,而不是打字机自己生成的,尽管他们并不理解文章的主旨。

尽管阅读这些文章的其他人通常会感到一头雾水,但使用 Object C-288 写下他们的人无论是在分享还是提及他们的时候都会感到异常地兴奋,因为它的确如此。

行为准则

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茄子为什么有两条腿呢?


应当

  • 使用打字机放松心情
  • 保留你的杰作
  • 讨论有关打字机的话题

不应

  • 反复阅读打印的内容
  • 相信打印的内容并传播它们
  • 与世界地图交媾
  • 使用枪械涂抹一个盆栽
  • 崇拜一只鹦鹉

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