非同儿戏

又是在『家政服务』与往日大差不差的一天。当然了,这一天并不安宁,但也不算让人绷紧。我终于结束了最后一个案子,而这也意味着我终于能再放松一下了。虽然那场调查算不上惊心动魄,但也不至于令人倦怠,而后室也总是对这样的事情青睐有加。当你在一个超自然宇宙中处理这些令人费解的谜团之时,偶尔享受些平凡之事是再好不过的了。说到底,我认为得到些理所当然的休息是我应该的。然而命运却走向了另一面。
认为这仅会如往日一般的我是如此幼稚。
现如今我正面临着自我调查以来最复杂的案件。
受害者?喜剧演员。
嫌疑犯?恐怖旅馆全体职员。
而我的目标?既是为了解决这个案子,也是为了保全自己的性命。


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侦探 - 卡雅·沃森

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在那探索这片世界所蕴之谜的全部时光里,我从探员们那里听说,也读到过许许多多的日志;我曾对他们身陷的危机报以玩笑。但嘲讽的是,那些人的表现肯定都要出色得多。

受害者 - 喜剧演员

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听着——,有这么个人——,他来到了一家旅馆,嗯哼? 然后他就像这样嘀咕,嘿,这可真是家精致的旅馆!但它看起来缺了点什么…你懂我的意思吗?精巧的装修…一流的音乐,呃,但要我说,它就是…少了些东西!


嫌疑犯 #1 - 看门人

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通常是四个,再加上……嗯,左手四个,右手五个……谢天谢地,都不在我身上。哇,已经有十三个人不见了!其他工作人员要不是加快了步伐,要不就是懈怠了。

嫌疑犯 #2 - 管家

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接着,就像她刚刚提出的要求那样,尖叫声停止了。她把一团乱的现场处理好,随后接着自己的工作。又是一位,我想。

嫌疑犯 #3 - 爵士脑

JH

对,确实,四十七年了。过去跟着一帮人在世界里游山玩水是挺好的,我们还在旅途里见识了不少超赞的人。不过就像有时为了在生活里立足更远,你得做点更机灵的决策一样。

嫌疑犯 #4 - 行李员

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我不知道你是何时闯入我的生活的,但自你到来之后,我的目光就再也无法离开你。从你来到我的旅馆的那天以来,你为我和我的事业做了太多太多。

嫌疑犯 #5 - 厨师

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‘再来一份,可以吗!’他们恳求着你。

‘这真是太美味了,我不能不再点一份’,他们评断着你。

‘请给我打包一份,我必须要走了,但我不能没有第三份!’他们催促着你。

案件历史


第一集:Another Day at the Job

To my horror, I gasped, realizing who this person was sitting with the owl-headed bell boy. It was the Beast, in all his terrifying splendor. The clash between the wealthy and gentle look of his suit clashed with his ominous, monstrous octopus head, a detail that was disheartening in a photo, but truly horrifying in real life.

第二集:A Wild Investigation

Long gone were the times I would be fooled by the seemingly good people. If humans always had something to hide, I can't even imagine what a troupe of entities from a murderous organization could have on their conscience.

第三集:A Mantis and a Goat walk into a Bar

She was, of course, covered in blood. If I had a nickel for every time I saw one of the suspects covered in blood, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's concerning that it happened twice. The staff of the hotel was far more disgusting than I remembered, and the gruesome sight didn't help me remain all that distracted from my worrisome thoughts. It didn't phase me as much as it did when I saw Chef covered in blood, which greatly preoccupied me, but I didn't have the time or energy to focus on that. I was going to turn into minced meat if I didn't hurry up, just like the unfortunate victims that the staff killed before me, so I decided to make it quick.

第四集:The Final Answer

I tried my best to collect myself, gathered all my notes, and stood up quickly. Yes, it all made sense at last. I may have stumbled my way through the investigation so far, but now I finally felt like I was in control.



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Entity 800 - “厨师

‘再来一份,可以吗!’他们恳求着你。
‘这真是太美味了,我不能不再点一份’,他们评断着你。
‘请给我打包一份,我必须要走了,但我不能没有第三份!’他们催促着你。

Entity 28- “迎宾女郎

所有海报都已经发出去了!到了送我的小兔子们去见我们好奇的未来客人的时间了。哦!那我肯定得写一首新的广告歌!要做的事情这么多,时间却这么少!这将是忙碌的一天!



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